I smite thee! ...The Diary of Nod

Flip-flops are not for the fat of heart.

Unless you're age 22 and ninety pounds, flip-flops will never be attractive.

If you're closer to a beached whale, they aren't even acceptable.

To the two behemoths wandering around the grocery store behind me last night, please, don't wear anything that doesn't stay attached to your heel. The constant thwap-thwap as you shuffle through life just reminds the rest of us that you're taking up space for two in an already crowded world.

Labels: fatty, flip-flops, women

posted by Lachlan @ 11:29 AM