Flip-flops are not for the fat of heart.
Unless you're age 22 and ninety pounds, flip-flops will never be attractive.
If you're closer to a beached whale, they aren't even acceptable.
To the two behemoths wandering around the grocery store behind me last night, please, don't wear anything that doesn't stay attached to your heel. The constant thwap-thwap as you shuffle through life just reminds the rest of us that you're taking up space for two in an already crowded world.
Labels: fatty, flip-flops, women
QOTD: God's Irony
"Fat girls have such wonderful tits. It's sad that such beauty was wasted on God's irony."
(I wrote this on my tablet Friday night and I don't remember who inspired it, although it may have just been me revisiting previous thoughts on the subject)
Labels: breasts, fatty, god, irony, qotd
My Fatty Fantasy
What is it about a fat girl that the only arousing fantasy I have is making her cry?
Or maybe, what is it about
me that the only arousing fantasy I have about a fat girl is making her cry?
For the record, this girl was not chubby or even fat, she was unequivocally obese...and I couldn't take my eyes off her. She did have a pretty face and would have been attractive had there been half as much of her, but still...
All I could see was her naked and crying. God, it's turning me on now.
Labels: crying, fantasy, fatty, sex
