Tuesday, April 29, 2008

New Programming Language: Yoda

A friend of mine has introduced me to a new language: Yoda. It's a lot like Java but they've replaced all the try blocks with do.

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QOTD: God's Irony

"Fat girls have such wonderful tits. It's sad that such beauty was wasted on God's irony."

(I wrote this on my tablet Friday night and I don't remember who inspired it, although it may have just been me revisiting previous thoughts on the subject)

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Sunday, April 27, 2008

QOTD: I don't ever seem to get tired of you

"That other girl, or other women, whatever. I mean, I was thinking, that they're just fantasies. You know? And they always seem really great because there's never any problems. And if there are, they're cute problems like, you know, we bought each other the same Christmas present or she wants to go see a movie that I've already seen, you know. And then I come home and you and I have real problems and you don't want to see the movie I want to see period. There's no lingerie and--"

"I have lingerie!"

"Yes you do you have great lingerie but you also have the cotton underwear that's been washed a thousand times and its hanging on the thing. and they have the it too but I don't have to see it because it's not in the fantasy, you understand? I'm tired of the fantasy, because it doesn't really exist. And there are never really any surprises and it never really..."

"Delivers?"

"Delivers. Right. I'm tired of it. And I'm tired of everything else for that matter...but I don't ever seem to get tired of you."

"Rob" and "Laura", High Fidelity

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Sunday, April 13, 2008

A fine line between genius and nutcase.

I'm sure Wayne Schmidt's projects annoy his neighbors. Fuck them. The guy made a garden without walkways; he built a small seat that can be moved anywhere over the garden so he can work from above.

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Long escalator is looooooooong

I've always thought the escalators in the Peachtree Center MARTA station were something to be respected...but they have been pwned by Moscow's Petrovsko-Razumovskaya station.




(original video)

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Saturday, April 05, 2008

Study shows stilettos are secret to better sex

Stilettos are good for posture, muscle tone and pussy control.
She discovered that women who held their feet at a 15-degree angle to the ground, the equivalent of a 7cm [2"] heel, showed up to 15% less electrical activity in their pelvic muscles. The results suggest the muscles are more relaxed when women wear higher heels, increasing their strength and ability to contract.
(via Shake Well Before Use)

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