Thursday, December 07, 2006

Have you remained cordial with your lovers?

An intriguing question posed to me: Of people I had been "involved" with (not defined), with how many was I on speaking terms? I contrasted "speaking terms" with "would deliberately avoid speaking to them or vice versa" and my ratio is around 3:2, which I consider pretty good. I'm also only including people with whom I had some kind of relationship before or after whatever romantic/physical entanglement. No point in counting some random chick I made out with at a party when I was 19. Realistically, I talk to almost none of them, simply because we've gone different places and don't see one another. But if I happened to see them (as has occurred), I'm sure we would be friendly in 3 out of 5.

The other 2 out of 5? Completely batshit crazy. I'm happy I've never found a rabbit in a pot.