Friday, September 28, 2007

School guards say, "We don't need tasers to rough up kids we don't like!"

A high school girl had her arm broken by school security. She dropped cake and didn't clean it up to their satisfaction. Another student who videotaped the assault was attacked by the guards and then arrested. A third student caught THAT on video.

Her mother told the school she wanted the guard arrested; they told her if she pressed charges, they would have her arrested for shoving a vice-principal. She was arrested and spent the night in jail, then fired from her job within the school district.

The girl has been expelled and charged with assault of the guard and littering of the cake.

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Thursday, September 27, 2007

QOTD: The (Needs An) Education President

Bush says, "Children do learn."

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Wednesday, September 26, 2007

QOTD: Gender and Intelligence

01:46:53 <+WerdnaDesktop> PFA: intelligence isn't really that closely correlated with gender.
01:47:16 <+PFA> WerdnaDesktop: what? i'm sorry, all i heard was NYEH NYEH NYEH I'M A GIANT BLUBBERING VAGINA
--irc://irc.freenode.com/#freenode-social, 20061107

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Tuesday, September 25, 2007

QOTD: Funny or Troll?

"Often the only difference between +1 Funny and -1 Troll is whether the moderator was smart enough to get the joke."
StevenMaurer, as seen on /.

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Web 2.0 Business Meeting

First!




(via 43Folders)

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Monday, September 24, 2007

QOTD: Shadows of Things

"I told you these were shadows of the things that have been," said the Ghost. "That they are what they are, do not blame me!"
Charles Dickens, A Christmas Carol, Stave II: "The First Of The Three Spirits"

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Ho On the Go

I've often heard them called Slut Bags.

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Sunday, September 23, 2007

QOTD: Nerd Factor

"He's a nerd. That's pretty much the qualifying factor: ''She likes me. She really likes me. She lets me stick my dick in her.''"
--DH, earlier today

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Thursday, September 20, 2007

QOTD: Don't Tase Me, Bro!

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Wednesday, September 19, 2007

A duffel worth of clutter

In spring of 1998 (April, I think), I got a job working as the electrician for a touring stage production. I didn't have much notice (I was a replacement mid-tour) and I packed some clothes, books and CDs into an army duffel (my then-girlfriend's father's) and my bookbag. I left my girlfriend on my bed and walked down the street where the stage manager had agreed to pick me up.

As he drove up, I looked down at what I'd packed and thought, "I'm bringing too much stuff." Once we were driving, I shared this with him and the actor (who the stage manager had picked up first). The actor responded, "As we drove up, I asked him, ''Is that all the kid brought?''"

How things change. At 20 years old I owned everything I was carrying plus a TV and VCR, a sofabed, some more books and movies, and a bookshelf. I picked up everything I cared about (except the girlfriend I left on my bed) and packed it into an army duffel. One of my fondest memories is spending a summer living in a semi-partitioned 6'x8' "room" where I was only inside when I was reading a library book. I had no possessions and I was happy.

Now?

I can still pack for a trip in far less than most people. I've worked hard to reduce clutter but I didn't realize how many useful things I'd kept around long after their usefulness. So many things have stayed in my house because I don't want to trash them--they will be very useful to someone else...but for me they're clutter.

It takes a long time to accumulate all of this and I know it will take time to remove it--but I'm impatient.

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3 guys, an ATV and a police report.

Three guys are hanging around drinking. One of the guys has an ATV. One of the other guys says, "Hey, can I ride your ATV?" First guy says, "Dude, you're blind!" Blind guy says, "I know, but I'll be cool." First guy again, "Ok, just don't go too fast."

"Too fast" and two trees later, legally blind is now legally dead.

That's really funny but the worst part is that his friends are likely going to be arrested by the cops for negligent homicide or sued by someone in the guy's family for not stopping him. It's a little know fact that when you're blind you also stop being an adult. I'm just glad he didn't buy a cup of Mickey D's coffee before he took off.

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When anonymous isn't

A friend's Windows XP system did something stupid and it popped up a window like, "Windows has recovered from a serious error." Ok, good to know. It went on, "We'd like to know how we fucked up." That's paraphrased. "Please send us information about this error. It will be treated anonymously."

Treated anonymously? If you have to treat it that way, then it obviously isn't. Couldn't you manage to strip out all identifying information so that it actually is anonymous? Or would that get in the way of your anti-"piracy" campaign?

She clicked, "Don't Send."

QOTD: Double Entendre

14:45:56 <+chaosite> Shadow42: the only difference between myspace and facebook is that facebook doesn't let you redesign your own page without 1337 skr1p7 k1dd1e sk1llz
14:46:05 <+Shadow42> mm
14:46:18 <+Shadow42> And Myspace is more likely to get you raped.
14:47:28 <+chaosite> Shadow42: rape is such a strong word... "suprise buttsex" is much nicer
14:47:42 <+Shadow42> chaosite: It rolls off the tongue more easily too
14:47:49 <+Shadow42> Dammit, I hate double entendres
--#freenode-social on irc.freenode.com, 20061106

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Tuesday, September 18, 2007

QOTD: What You Can't Say

"Almost certainly, there is something wrong with you if you don't think things you don't dare say out loud."
Paul Graham, What You Can't Say

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Monday, September 17, 2007

QOTD: Conventional Wisdom

"If it was wisdom, they wouldn't call it conventional wisdom."
--Scott McNealy, CEO of Sun Microsystems (now Chairman)

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Wednesday, September 12, 2007

QOTD: Treasure Type O

"On the other hand, maybe all of this could have been avoided if you had just managed to get laid once in a while. You can't even tell me you'd be this tightly wound if you were receiving Treasure Type O regularly."
The Order of the Stick

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Tuesday, September 11, 2007

How many cops does it take to subdue a non-violent minister?

Can you count the number of Capitol Police on the Angry Black Man? They broke his leg.




Ever notice that "For the children", "Protect our streets", "Stand up for our rights" and "Kill all the niggers" sound the same?


Maybe it's just me. Feel free to substitute "wetbacks", "hippies", or "towelheads" for "niggers".


(via Alternet)

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QOTD: I'll try anything once

Lachlan: every once in a while I think, "I'll try anything once"
DA: fag
Lachlan: how so?
DA: well if you'll try anythng
DA: then you'll try a dick up the ass
DA: thus making you gay
Lachlan: wow
Lachlan: I hadn't thought of that
DA: the logic is inescapable
--20070530

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Wednesday, September 05, 2007

Chicks + Camera = Anything

Proof that you can get chicks to do anything if you put them in front of a camera.
(via James Gosling: On The Java Road)

Monday, September 03, 2007

Is it possible that I like talking to you?

I was at Dragon*Con all weekend and ran into a strange recurring event: I would meet a woman, talk for a bit, chat things up and realize that there was chemistry. We'd both feel it, we'd both know what we'd want, but for different reasons, the women would pass on taking the budding relationship forward right then. Ok, that happens and I don't take it personally--it almost always has more to do with her than me; if it is "me", it's not actually me but something I was doing and not something about who I am.

So, I don't take it personally and I ask for their contact info because there obviously is a connection and I'd like to talk to them again, even if they live a thousand miles away.

But they won't tell me. The reason I'm given is always comes back to the same--they think I'm only doing it to fuck them. They'll tell me where they'll be in the morning, they'll tell me to come see them next year, they'll happily do whatever but they don't want to talk to me in between...because they think I'm trying to get a hook-up with a girl who lives a thousand miles away.

Bitch, is it possible that I just like talking to you?

I am NOT travelling a thousand miles for a hook-up. I'm not going to waste time talking on the phone or such so that I can improve my chances of a hook-up next year (losers rely upon chance, winners use talent). I am not going to work for sex with some (virtually) nameless woman who I don't care about.

One girl said, "I'll give you my number but you won't call." At first I thought she was trying to tell me what to do, that I could have the number but I wasn't allowed to call. Nope. She thought I was just asking as a step to get in bed with her, rather than keep in touch with her like a normal person. She thought once I realized she wasn't going to sleep with me, I'd immediately lose interest.

I don't know if that's a greater statement about her view of herself or the men around her.

I have no idea which of these girls are ones I'd like to hang out with more frequently--maybe none. But to me, it's a minor cost to talk to someone occassionally and see how deep the connection goes. I do the same thing with guys, only without the sexual tension. And if they bore me or piss me off or whatever, I don't have to keep in touch anymore. I definately don't put up with bullshit in a foolish attempt to placate them so I may worship at the altar of pussy when we meet again.

Why do so many women act similarly? It's definately not isolated to D*C; I've seen it in lots of places. I suspect it's that women can't comprehend that a guy could simultaneously be open to both sex and not-sex. From a sheer numbers game, they may often be right, but not with me. I expect more open minds around a place like D*C...