Irony: When what happens is not what you expect to happen.
Times are tough for a financial consultant. Sometimes, you
survive on irony.
Labels: domestic violence, humor, irony, smoking gun
QOTD: God's Irony
"Fat girls have such wonderful tits. It's sad that such beauty was wasted on God's irony."
(I wrote this on my tablet Friday night and I don't remember who inspired it, although it may have just been me revisiting previous thoughts on the subject)
Labels: breasts, fatty, god, irony, qotd
QOTD: Maximum Irony
"When (WHEN) your backup drive goes bad, which you will notice because your last backup failed, replace it immediately. This is your number one priority. Don't wait until the weekend when you have time, do it now, before you so much as
touch your computer again. Do it before goddamned breakfast. The universe tends toward maximum irony. Don't push it."
jwz, PSA: Backups
Labels: backups, irony, jwz, qotd
